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Once Upon a Time In a Denver-area Einstein Bagels’ Parking Lot
Who can keep a low profile when you need a bagel, like NOW:

TPM: Does someone need a timeout? Intelligence  operatives are supposed to know how to keep a low profile. Last we  heard of CIA operative Raymond Davis he was at the center of a  diplomatic crisis with Pakistan after he was arrested for shooting two  men dead on the streets of Lahore, Pakistan. Now he’s been arrested south of Denver after a scuffle over a parking spot outside an Einstein Bagels.

THE LIFE OF A CIA AGENT: constant danger and excitement! Can you imagine the “Einstein Bagels parking spot scene” being acted out by Johnny Depp (Once Upon A Time In Mexico) or Matt Damon (Bourne) or Tom Cruise (Mission Impossible)?

    Once Upon a Time In a Denver-area Einstein Bagels’ Parking Lot

    Who can keep a low profile when you need a bagel, like NOW:

    TPM: Does someone need a timeout? Intelligence operatives are supposed to know how to keep a low profile. Last we heard of CIA operative Raymond Davis he was at the center of a diplomatic crisis with Pakistan after he was arrested for shooting two men dead on the streets of Lahore, Pakistan. Now he’s been arrested south of Denver after a scuffle over a parking spot outside an Einstein Bagels.

    THE LIFE OF A CIA AGENT: constant danger and excitement! Can you imagine the “Einstein Bagels parking spot scene” being acted out by Johnny Depp (Once Upon A Time In Mexico) or Matt Damon (Bourne) or Tom Cruise (Mission Impossible)?

    — 2 years ago with 16 notes
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