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    Todd Akin now claims he “misspoke” when he described “legitimate rape”

    “In reviewing my off-the-cuff remarks, it’s clear that I misspoke in this interview and it does not reflect the deep empathy I hold for the thousands of women who are raped and abused every year.”Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO), in a statement late Sunday, after saying in an interview earlier that victims of “legitimate rape” have biological defenses that fend off a pregnancy and therefore do not need legal abortion rights.

    Clearly he did not “misspeak.” Read his statement: Akin has no alternative explanation for what he meant to say, obviously. Watch the video – his meaning was very clear.

    image: miss-mimikry 

    — 2 years ago with 1 note
    #news  #politics  #Democratic Party  #FAIL  #Republican Party  #Tea Party  #vote!  #abortion  #fucktard  #legitimate rape  #Missouri  #rep. todd akin  #tea party  #the tea party's finest  #todd akin  #unfuckingbelievable  #vote these people out of office  #war on women  #women's right to choose 
    Rep. Bill Young (R-FL) semi-conscious at parade yesterday, talks to constituents anyway
Yesterday at a Fourth of July parade, Rep. Bill Young (R-FL) proved that one’s elevator doesn’t need to get anywhere close to the top floor to be a Republican Member of the House:
CONSTITUENT: Hi, I’m (inaudible) how are you? Happy Fourth of July. Jesse Jackson, Jr. is passing a bill around to increase the minimum wage to 10 bucks and hour. Do you support that?
YOUNG: Probably not.
CONSTITUENT: 10 bucks, that would give us a living wage.
YOUNG: How about getting a job?
CONSTITUENT: I do have one.
YOUNG: Well, then why do you want that benefit? Get a job.
What I’m saying is, a GOP Congressman doesn’t need to be in possession of all the fries in his Happy Meal to be elected. If Rep. Bill Young and a sack of earthworms were competing on a game show, there’s a real possibility the sack of earthworms would be walking away with the prize money. That said, it’s inevitable that the conservative brain trust of Florida will re-elect this guy again and again and again. ‘Merika! 

    Rep. Bill Young (R-FL) semi-conscious at parade yesterday, talks to constituents anyway

    Yesterday at a Fourth of July parade, Rep. Bill Young (R-FL) proved that one’s elevator doesn’t need to get anywhere close to the top floor to be a Republican Member of the House:

    CONSTITUENT: Hi, I’m (inaudible) how are you? Happy Fourth of July. Jesse Jackson, Jr. is passing a bill around to increase the minimum wage to 10 bucks and hour. Do you support that?

    YOUNG: Probably not.

    CONSTITUENT: 10 bucks, that would give us a living wage.

    YOUNG: How about getting a job?

    CONSTITUENT: I do have one.

    YOUNG: Well, then why do you want that benefit? Get a job.

    What I’m saying is, a GOP Congressman doesn’t need to be in possession of all the fries in his Happy Meal to be elected. If Rep. Bill Young and a sack of earthworms were competing on a game show, there’s a real possibility the sack of earthworms would be walking away with the prize money. That said, it’s inevitable that the conservative brain trust of Florida will re-elect this guy again and again and again. ‘Merika! 

    — 2 years ago with 3 notes
    #FAIL  #humor  #news  #politics  #vote!  #bill young  #bill young's light is on but no one is home  #Congress  #florida (naturally!)  #get a job  #GOP  #how stupid is rep. bill young?  #minimum wage  #not the sharpest knife in the drawer  #Republicans  #special olympics  #this guy must be a star to the tea party  #time to retire  #wow 
    So stupid it hurts: Republicans’ claim that the ACA mandate is the “biggest tax increase in history”
Kevin Drum discusses the stupidity being thrown around by the Republican Party since the Supreme Court’s ruling on Affordable Care last week:
“Democrats have long insisted that Obamacare’s penalty for not buying health insurance isn’t a tax, but on Thursday the Supreme Court upheld it on the grounds that it was a tax. J’accuse! Or, as America’s Bard of the Frozen North tweeted,“Obama lies, freedom dies.”
“This is so stupid it hurts. But Josh Marshall says that what comes next is even more brain dead:
“Republicans are now saying it’s the ‘biggest tax increase in history’ — either of America or the universe of whatever. But this is demonstrably false. The Congressional Budget Office says the mandate penalty will raise $27 billion between 2012 and 2021. $27 billion over a decade. Anybody who cares to can do the math. But if you want to call it a ‘tax increase’ — which is debatable — it’s clearly one of tiniest ones in history.”
“Let’s be fair: When Republicans talk about ACA’s tax increases, most of them are talking about all the taxes in the bill, not just the penalty. But they’re still off base. There have been 15 tax increases of significant size since 1950, and Jerry Tempalski, a tax analyst in the Treasury Department, has estimated the size of all of them as a percentage of GDP.  Tempalski hasn’t estimated the eventual size of ACA, but PolitiFact took a crack at it using the same methodology, and they figure that ACA amounts to a tax increase of 0.49% of GDP seven years from now. That places it tenth on the list.”
REAGAN’S TAX INCREASE IN 1982 WAS BIGGER! The GOP is fully aware that their base will never read these facts on Drudge or Breitbart or see them on Fox Entertainment — so the lies will continue as planned. 

    So stupid it hurts: Republicans’ claim that the ACA mandate is the “biggest tax increase in history”

    Kevin Drum discusses the stupidity being thrown around by the Republican Party since the Supreme Court’s ruling on Affordable Care last week:

    “Democrats have long insisted that Obamacare’s penalty for not buying health insurance isn’t a tax, but on Thursday the Supreme Court upheld it on the grounds that it was a tax. J’accuse! Or, as America’s Bard of the Frozen North tweeted,“Obama lies, freedom dies.”

    “This is so stupid it hurts. But Josh Marshall says that what comes next is even more brain dead:

    “Republicans are now saying it’s the ‘biggest tax increase in history’ — either of America or the universe of whatever. But this is demonstrably false. The Congressional Budget Office says the mandate penalty will raise $27 billion between 2012 and 2021. $27 billion over a decade. Anybody who cares to can do the math. But if you want to call it a ‘tax increase’ — which is debatable — it’s clearly one of tiniest ones in history.”

    “Let’s be fair: When Republicans talk about ACA’s tax increases, most of them are talking about all the taxes in the bill, not just the penalty. But they’re still off base. There have been 15 tax increases of significant size since 1950, and Jerry Tempalski, a tax analyst in the Treasury Department, has estimated the size of all of them as a percentage of GDP.  Tempalski hasn’t estimated the eventual size of ACA, but PolitiFact took a crack at it using the same methodology, and they figure that ACA amounts to a tax increase of 0.49% of GDP seven years from now. That places it tenth on the list.”

    REAGAN’S TAX INCREASE IN 1982 WAS BIGGER! The GOP is fully aware that their base will never read these facts on Drudge or Breitbart or see them on Fox Entertainment — so the lies will continue as planned. 

    — 2 years ago with 4 notes
    #economy  #FAIL  #journalism  #news  #politics  #vote!  #% of GDP  #ACA  #affordable care act  #biggest tax increase in HISTORY!  #brain dead  #GOP  #LIARS  #mandate  #penalty  #President Obama  #Republicans  #stupid  #tax increase 
    if only karma could work this quickly all the time…

    if only karma could work this quickly all the time…

    (via fuckyeahdementia)

    — 2 years ago with 26059 notes
    #fail 
    Sen. Rand Paul will obstruct flood insurance bill with amendment defining when life begins
An amendment which, of course, has nothing to do with floods or insurance but has everything to do with his party’s plan to do nothing until Election Day.
Think Progess reports that Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) is trying to attach an anti-choice amendment to the Senate’s flood insurance bill.
“After years of delay, senators recently came to an agreement over the flood bill and were set to vote on it this week. But now, Paul is threatening to hold up its final passage by adding an amendment defining when life begins. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) expressed his displeasure with that move this morning, saying he would not bring the bill up for a vote if the amendment is added. […] The National Flood Insurance Program helps homeowners whose houses are destroyed by floods — like those that devastated Minnesota and are currently sweeping Florida — and has absolutely nothing to do with abortion or conception.”
Why does Aqua Budda have a sudden interest in women’s issues like contraception and choice — is it like auditioning to be Romney’s VP? Isn’t he supposed to be a libertarian with the whole individual liberty, smaller government, ‘keep the federal gov’mit out of my business’ routine?  I know, I know — that claptrap only applies to white males. Clearly.

    Sen. Rand Paul will obstruct flood insurance bill with amendment defining when life begins

    An amendment which, of course, has nothing to do with floods or insurance but has everything to do with his party’s plan to do nothing until Election Day.

    Think Progess reports that Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) is trying to attach an anti-choice amendment to the Senate’s flood insurance bill.

    “After years of delay, senators recently came to an agreement over the flood bill and were set to vote on it this week. But now, Paul is threatening to hold up its final passage by adding an amendment defining when life begins. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) expressed his displeasure with that move this morning, saying he would not bring the bill up for a vote if the amendment is added. […] The National Flood Insurance Program helps homeowners whose houses are destroyed by floods — like those that devastated Minnesota and are currently sweeping Florida — and has absolutely nothing to do with abortion or conception.”

    Why does Aqua Budda have a sudden interest in women’s issues like contraception and choice — is it like auditioning to be Romney’s VP? Isn’t he supposed to be a libertarian with the whole individual liberty, smaller government, ‘keep the federal gov’mit out of my business’ routine?  I know, I know — that claptrap only applies to white males. Clearly.

    — 2 years ago with 1 note
    #FAIL  #economy  #war on the middle class  #vote!  #politics  #new  #LOL  #Rand Paul  #Senate  #Republican  #anti choice  #amendment  #do nothing  #war on women  #obstruction  #libertarian when it's convenient  #mitt romney supporter  #would like to be romney's vice president  #LINO  #flood insurance bill  #when life begins 
    Conservative radio host wants nuns “pistol whipped” for disagreeing with Ryan’s budget
Another conservative mouth-breather with a tiny penis and a Clear Channel radio program. The quote above was said on 6/22/12.
And how did the “distinguished” Republican from Iowa, Rep. Latham, respond? He laughed. 
Story here »Contact WHO radio here »Contact Rep. Latham here »
But both sides “do it”… right, media?

    Conservative radio host wants nuns “pistol whipped” for disagreeing with Ryan’s budget

    Another conservative mouth-breather with a tiny penis and a Clear Channel radio program. The quote above was said on 6/22/12.

    And how did the “distinguished” Republican from Iowa, Rep. Latham, respond? He laughed. 

    Story here »
    Contact WHO radio here »
    Contact Rep. Latham here »

    But both sides “do it”… right, media?

    — 2 years ago with 4 notes
    #FAIL  #media  #news  #politics  #vote!  #1. tax cuts for the wealthy  #2. austerity for the rest of us  #Catholics  #clear channel  #des moines  #GOP  #iowa  #jan mickelson  #mouth breather  #nuns  #Paul Ryan  #pistol whip  #pistol whip nuns  #radio host  #Republicans  #ryan budget  #ryan plan  #small penis  #tom latham  #war on women 
    The Arizona Clown Show: Ken Bennett explains why he won’t verify Mitt Romney’s birth records →

    News out of Arizona that should surprise exactly zero people. You wonder how long it took Bennett to come up with this painfully lame excuse:

    Secretary of State Ken Bennett will not verify the birth records of Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney, at least not now – and possibly not ever – despite an earlier public commitment to do so.

    Bennett said Thursday that he has received requests from Arizona residents to perform the same kind of verification through Michigan about Romney’s birth certificate as he did through Hawaii for President Obama. And he acknowledged he had agreed to make such a check if he got a request.

    But Bennett is now saying he needs something else: an allegation by an Arizona law enforcement agency that there is a question about the veracity of a candidate’s claimed birth certificate.

    More…

    — 2 years ago with 4 notes
    #FAIL  #news  #politics  #vote!  #birth certificate  #birthers  #joe arpaio  #ken bennett  #LOL  #Mitt Romney  #President Obama  #Racists  #Republicans 
    ""CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)," wrote agency spokesman David Daigle in an email to The Huffington Post."
    — 2 years ago with 1 note
    #FFS  #CDC  #huffington post  #news  #fail  #ZOMBIES AREN'T REAL APPARENTLY 
    “Pastor” Curtis Knapp: The government should kill gays →

    It seems that fundamentalist “Christians” don’t spend nearly enough time with theNew Testament portion of the Bible — that part with Jesus Christ and the whole ‘new deal’ forgiveness, hopey-changey thing:

    [Pastor Curtis Knapp] of New Hope Baptist Church in Seneca, Kansas says President Barack Obama has gone too far in supporting same sex marriage and it’s time for the U.S. government to begin killing gay men and lesbians. […] Knapp read from Leviticus 20: “If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. They should be put to death,” Knapp declared. “‘Oh, so you’re saying we should go out and start killing them, no?’ — I’m saying the government should. They won’t, but they should.”  

    Whatever. Guess what else Leviticus says (25) — and it’s not ‘corporations are people too’:

    Oh, what’s that? We should take care of those less fortunate than us? THAT kind of charitable thinking actually IS backed up by Jesus the Socialist, unlike what Pastor AntiChrist quoted above. So in other words, it would be easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than for the GOP and their “tax cuts for the wealthy / austerity for the rest of us” thinking and corporate masters to enter Heaven.

    Religious fail.

    — 2 years ago with 1 note
    #FAIL  #news  #politics  #religion | Tagged american christians  #Antichrist  #Bible  #conservative christians  #curtis knapp  #false prophets  #fundagelicals  #fundamentalists  #gays  #Jesus  #kansas  #leviticus  #LGBT  #new hope baptist church  #new testament  #old testament  #pick and choose bible passages  #seneca  #the government should kill gays  #unchristian 
    Team Obama shifting focus to Romney’s record as Massachusetts governor – The Obama campaign is opening a new front in its war against GOP rival Mitt Romney, ABC News has learned, with planned attacks to begin this week on Romney’s record as governor of Massachusetts and the campaign promises Democrats say he left unfulfilled. Team Obama will point to Romney’s rhetoric on job creation, size of government, education, deficits and taxes during the 2002 gubernatorial campaign and draw parallels with his presidential stump speeches of 2012. The goal is to illustrate that Romney has made the same promises before with unimpressive results, officials say. […] During a Boston debate, Romney said, “I have experience in the private sector building and creating thousands of good jobs, and I want to bring that skill for you here in Massachusetts” – a theme he regularly reprises today. But the Obama campaign notes, citing a report from the independent fact-checker Politifact, Massachusetts was 47th out of 50 states in job creation under Romney. In manufacturing jobs, Democrats point out, Romney presided over a net loss of 40,000 jobs, a drop of 12 percent according to Labor Department data. — ABC News
image: nomoretexasgovernorsforpresident

    Team Obama shifting focus to Romney’s record as Massachusetts governor – The Obama campaign is opening a new front in its war against GOP rival Mitt Romney, ABC News has learned, with planned attacks to begin this week on Romney’s record as governor of Massachusetts and the campaign promises Democrats say he left unfulfilled. Team Obama will point to Romney’s rhetoric on job creation, size of government, education, deficits and taxes during the 2002 gubernatorial campaign and draw parallels with his presidential stump speeches of 2012. The goal is to illustrate that Romney has made the same promises before with unimpressive results, officials say. […] During a Boston debate, Romney said, “I have experience in the private sector building and creating thousands of good jobs, and I want to bring that skill for you here in Massachusetts” – a theme he regularly reprises today. But the Obama campaign notes, citing a report from the independent fact-checker Politifact, Massachusetts was 47th out of 50 states in job creation under Romney. In manufacturing jobs, Democrats point out, Romney presided over a net loss of 40,000 jobs, a drop of 12 percent according to Labor Department data. — ABC News

    image: nomoretexasgovernorsforpresident

    — 2 years ago with 5 notes
    #news  #politics  #president obama  #mitt romney  #massachusetts  #governor romney  #fail in massachusetts  #romneycare  #unemployment  #job creation  #lost jobs  #fail  #republicans  #democrats 
    Apparently, Rep Mike Coffman (R-CO) stands by his statement that he misspoke and he apologizes

    Thanks, Tea Party. Here’s a perfect example of the brain trust we have running our government because of your psychological problems:

    Rep. Mike Coffman (R-Colorado) won’t explain Obama ‘not an American’ comments

    KYLE CLARK: Alright, fantastic. Why don’t we head right over here so we’re out of the way. Thank you for your time. I apologize for showing up unannounced. I’ve been trying to call your staff. They won’t return my phone calls. Let me ask you, after your comments about the President, do you feel voters are owed a better explanation than just, I misspoke?
    REP. COFFMAN: I think that… Umm… I stand by my statement that I misspoke and I apologize.
    KYLE CLARK: OK. And who were you apologizing to?
    REP. COFFMAN: You know, I stand by my statement that I misspoke and I apologize.
    KYLE CLARK: I apologize, we talk to you all the time, you’re a very forthcoming guy. Who’s telling you not to talk and to handle it like this?
    REP. COFFMAN: I stand by my statement, that I wrote, that you have, and I misspoke and I apologize.
    KYLE CLARK: Was it that you thought it would go over well in Elbert County where folks are very conservative and you’d never say something like that in the suburbs?
    REP. COFFMAN: I stand by my statement that I misspoke and I apologize.
    KYLE CLARK: Is there anything I can ask you that you’ll answer differently?
    REP. COFFMAN: You know, I stand by my statement that I misspoke and I apologize. 

    9news.com (Watch video at the link)

    Here’s a birther conspiracy I can get on board with:

    Source: bartcop.com

    (Source: underthemountainbunker.com)

    — 2 years ago
    #news  #politics  #birthers  #mike coffman  #colorado  #republicans  #racists  #lol  #misspoke  #apologizes  #brain trust of the tea party  #maroon  #birthertastic  #fail 
    Colin Powell to Sean Hannity: “Well, so?” →

    I’m sure Sean Hannity had himself a private little cry and a nap after his interview fail with Colin Powell yesterday:

    Former Secretary of State Colin Powell tonight threw a wet blanket on Sean Hannity’s longtime obsession with attacking President Obama over Reverend Jeremiah Wright and Bill Ayers. 

    During an interview with Powell on his Fox News show, Hannity said that he finds Obama to be “one of the most divisive figures in — that I’ve witnessed in politics today.” 

    Powell responded: “[T]hat’s a term that’s being used rather freely. I don’t think he’s that divisive an issue.” Powell then asked, “What could have been more divisive than, when President Obama was inaugurated, for a number of Republicans, friends of mine, and a number of commentators to say, ‘We’re going to destroy him. We’re going to destroy him’?” 

    Hannity replied: “I was one of his harshest critics. I wasn’t out to destroy him.” Hannity also asserted: “Well, I was critical about Bill Ayers and Reverend Wright.” Powell responded: “I don’t know Bill Ayers from the man in the moon. Bill Ayers and Reverend Wright are just passing things through [Obama’s] life.” Hannity then said that Obama spent “20 years” in Wright’s church, to which Powell responded: “Well, so?” 

    WHY ARE YOU SO DANG MEAN, COLIN POWELL?

    Sean Hannity is a petty, little man-child. Even though he had the Snowbilly Screecher from the North Woods on his show Monday night (so they could trade their innermost secret Wright and Ayers fantasies), after this let-down from Powell, Hannity will need to bring her on again to re-fluff himself.

    — 2 years ago with 5 notes
    #FAIL  #media  #news  #politics  #bill ayers  #chicken hawk  #colin powell  #Fox News  #it's all they got!  #LOL  #man-child  #Palin  #petty little man  #President Obama  #Republicans  #reverend wright  #Sean Hannity 

    YOUR LIBERAL MEDIA: NBC’s David Gregory To Headline Conference For Major Republican Advocacy Group – The Society of Professional Journalists’ Code of Ethics states: Journalists should: — Avoid conflicts of interest, real or perceived. — Remain free of associations and activities that may compromise integrity or damage credibility. — Refuse gifts, favors, fees, free travel and special treatment, and shun secondary employment, political involvement, public office and service in community organizations if they compromise journalistic integrity. Regardless of whether Gregory is being paid for this event and of what he says in his keynote, allowing the NFIB to raise money for its political mission using his name, reputation, and celebrity appears to be at odds with journalistic ethics. — Think Progress

    — 2 years ago with 1 note
    #news  #politics  #liberal media  #david gregory  #nbc  #republicans  #conflict of interest  #NFIB  #credibility  #fail