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“I was eating souffle at Rise Restaurant with Laura and two buddies…”

… that’s GWB explaining the circumstances of how he was contacted by President Obama about the capture of Osama bin Laden.

But we, the American public, still have so many questions:

  • Did Laura have to get a to-go container for the rest of George’s souffle?
  • Did George make it back for dessert?
  • Isn’t ‘souffle’ a bit elitist and wimpy for a ‘steak and taters’ good ol’ boy?
  • Will the rightwingnuts have to revise their litmus test of ‘Presidential’ by asking: “Who would you rather share French cuisine with?” instead of “Who would you rather have a beer with?“
  • When they’re going to dine at Rise – or any other French restaurant – does George call it a Freedom restaurant?
  • Does Rise serve arugula?
  • Who were the two buddies? Saudi royalty, Halliburton executives or Wall Street CEOs?
  • Did George celebrate bin Laden’s death later in the evening by dressing up in the flight suit again?

It’s less than a week to Judgment Day. Be prepared with a Rapture Hatch!™ image: epic4chan Imagine your family’s frustration without a Rapture Hatch. Who wants to be stuck to the ceiling during the entire Tribulation? Haven’t you earned the right to a front-row seat in Heaven, watching the sinners suffer below? image: laughingsquid You can be prepared!
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It’s less than a week to Judgment Day. Be prepared with a Rapture Hatch!™

image: epic4chan

Imagine your family’s frustration without a Rapture Hatch. Who wants to be stuck to the ceiling during the entire Tribulation? Haven’t you earned the right to a front-row seat in Heaven, watching the sinners suffer below?


image: laughingsquid

You can be prepared!

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