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    The fragrance of all that “glamour”

 Would you be surprised to learn that the Playboy mansion smells like urine and decay or that Hef takes massive amounts of Viagra?
 Yeah, me neither.

    The fragrance of all that “glamour”


    Would you be surprised to learn that the Playboy mansion smells like urine and decay or that Hef takes massive amounts of Viagra?

    Yeah, me neither.

    — 3 years ago
    #hugh hefner  #playboy  #playboy mansion  #urine  #decay  #viagra  #lol 
    “I was eating souffle at Rise Restaurant with Laura and two buddies…” →

    that’s GWB explaining the circumstances of how he was contacted by President Obama about the capture of Osama bin Laden.

    But we, the American public, still have so many questions:

    • Did Laura have to get a to-go container for the rest of George’s souffle?
    • Did George make it back for dessert?
    • Isn’t ‘souffle’ a bit elitist and wimpy for a ‘steak and taters’ good ol’ boy?
    • Will the rightwingnuts have to revise their litmus test of ‘Presidential’ by asking: “Who would you rather share French cuisine with?” instead of “Who would you rather have a beer with?
    • When they’re going to dine at Rise – or any other French restaurant – does George call it a Freedom restaurant?
    • Does Rise serve arugula?
    • Who were the two buddies? Saudi royalty, Halliburton executives or Wall Street CEOs?
    • Did George celebrate bin Laden’s death later in the evening by dressing up in the flight suit again?

    — 3 years ago with 1 note
    #news  #politics  #flight suit  #France  #freedom fries  #french restaurant  #George W Bush  #Iraq  #LOL  #Mission Accomplished  #oil  #Osama bin Laden  #President Obama  #souffle 
    It’s less than a week to Judgment Day. Be prepared with a Rapture Hatch!™
image: epic4chan
Imagine your family’s frustration without a Rapture Hatch. Who wants  to be stuck to the ceiling during the entire Tribulation? Haven’t you  earned the right to a front-row seat in Heaven, watching the sinners  suffer below?
image: laughingsquid
You can be prepared!

    It’s less than a week to Judgment Day. Be prepared with a Rapture Hatch!™

    image: epic4chan

    Imagine your family’s frustration without a Rapture Hatch. Who wants to be stuck to the ceiling during the entire Tribulation? Haven’t you earned the right to a front-row seat in Heaven, watching the sinners suffer below?


    image: laughingsquid

    You can be prepared!

    — 3 years ago with 3 notes
    #religion  #Armageddon  #doom  #end of the world  #end times  #heaven  #Jesus  #LOL  #may 21  #Rapture  #rapture hatch 
    Privatized government
“I think the entire government should be privatized. Chuck E. Cheese  could run the parks. Everything operated by tokens. Drop in a token, go  on the swing set. Drop in another token, take a walk. Drop in a token,  look at a duck.” — Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation, NBC
via: politicalprof

    Privatized government

    “I think the entire government should be privatized. Chuck E. Cheese could run the parks. Everything operated by tokens. Drop in a token, go on the swing set. Drop in another token, take a walk. Drop in a token, look at a duck.” — Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation, NBC

    via: politicalprof

    — 3 years ago with 3 notes
    #politics  #humor  #chuck e cheese  #LOL  #parks and recreation  #privitized government  #tokens 
    Jon Stewart Rips Republicans Over Debt Ceiling Fight (VIDEO) - Watch more Funny Videos at Vodpod.

    Jon Stewart Rips Republicans Over Debt Ceiling Fight (VIDEO)

    "It’s not, ‘Let’s all chip in a buy a keg for the party,’ it’s ‘Buy me a keg or I’ll burn your f***ing house down.’"

    — 3 years ago with 3 notes
    #politics  #humor  #lol  #jon stewart  #daily show  #budget limit negotiations  #spending  #revenues